People think selling luxury real estate is all champagne, fancy clothes, and easy closings. Let me tell you: it’s also bunny ears, bathtubs, and police reports.
The Setup: A $2.6 Million Dream Home
A few years ago, I had a stunning Nichols Hills listing. Fully remodeled. Professionally staged. Listed for $2.6 million. A dream home.
Then came the call. A young woman wanted to see it.
I asked the standard Realtor question: “Can you send me a preapproval letter or proof of funds?”
She said yes.
Two days later, she called back — still no letter but wanted to see the house anyway.
I said: “Sorry, no letter, no tour.”
She then gave me her full name.
And that’s when my inner Sherlock Holmes went to work.
Detective Wyatt Goes Online
I googled her. Nothing.
I checked Facebook. Crickets.
Then I checked Instagram… jackpot.
And let’s just say — this wasn’t your typical brunch-and-sunset account. Nope.
We’re talking bunny ears, cat ears, wild costumes, and half naked outfits that looked like Spirit Halloween had a clearance sale.
I figured she was maybe 18–21. Strange, but I moved on.
The Plot Twist: One Week Later
Fast forward a week. I hadn’t opened Instagram once. Not once.
The very first time I open it again — boom. Her account is sitting right at the top of my feed.
And my jaw hit the floor.
She was inside my listing.
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Bunny ears on.
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In the pool like it was her private resort.
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By the side yard, striking influencer poses.
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And the grand finale… in the master bathtub. Bunny ears still on.
She had literally broken into my $2.6 million listing and turned it into her personal photo studio.
My Reaction: Pure Shock
I immediately called the seller: “Hey… funny story. Your house? Yeah, it’s on Instagram. With bunny ears.”
Then I called the police. Their response?
Basically: “Sorry sir, bunny ears aren’t a felony.”
Still, they agreed to keep watch. So now you had uniformed officers patrolling a multimillion-dollar estate in Nichols Hills… looking for a rogue Instagram bunny.
The Moral of the Story
Realtors don’t just “open doors.” We manage negotiations, save deals at 3 a.m., stop wire fraud, and apparently chase down bunny-eared influencers in master bathrooms.
This job isn’t HGTV. It’s more like Shark Tank meets Cops… with a side of Looney Tunes.
Why The Agency
At The Agency, we bring professionalism, luxury marketing, and a global brand that gets attention for all the right reasons. With over 130 offices worldwide and one of the most-followed real estate brands in the world, we don’t just list homes — we launch them with unmatched exposure.
And just to be crystal clear: the “bunny ear” photo shown here? This is NOT from her account. Her actual photos were definitely not appropriate for me to post anywhere professional. This one is AI-generated — because trust me, you don’t want to see the originals.
So yes, when you hire me, you get global marketing, serious professionalism… and a Realtor who now knows to double-check locks on pools and bathtubs.
Wyatt Poindexter
Managing Partner – The Agency Oklahoma
📞 405-417-5466
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