Zillow Gone Wild: Oklahoma Edition
“Is it a house? Is it a medieval castle? Is it... both?”
Welcome to the wild, the weird, and the wonderfully eccentric world of Oklahoma real estate—where property lines are made up and interior designers feared nothing. If you thought Oklahoma was all red dirt and ranch-style homes, buckle up. Zillow just got weird. Let’s take a tour:
1. The DIY Castle in Choctaw
This 4-bedroom “fortress” comes complete with stone walls, a moat-themed koi pond, and a dining room that looks like it was stolen from a Game of Thrones set. Bonus: the knight armor in the hallway is not included, but the fake dungeon in the basement is.
Zillow Description:
“Live like royalty with this one-of-a-kind estate. Turrets not functional. Dragon not included.”
2. The Bathroom-Palooza in Tulsa
Why have one bathroom… when you can have eight? In a 3-bedroom house. Every room has a toilet. The kitchen? Toilet. The hallway? Toilet. The walk-in closet? You guessed it—toilet.
We’re not saying it’s excessive… but unless you’ve got a serious hydration habit, this home may raise questions.
3. The Broken Arrow Elvis Shrine
This mid-century ranch looks tame from the outside. But step in and BOOM—floor-to-ceiling Elvis murals, a velvet stage in the living room, and a “Blue Suede Room” dedicated to The King himself.
Fun fact: The oven hasn’t worked since 1977, out of respect.
4. The Mini-Zoo Mansion in Edmond
This luxury home features a pool, theater, putting green, and an actual petting zoo. Like... zebras, emus, and a llama named Larry. The backyard is basically Tiger King meets HGTV.
Zillow Description:
“Perfect for entertaining or reenacting Madagascar with your friends.”
5. The All-Mirror Bathroom in Norman
This $850,000 estate features a master bathroom where every surface—walls, ceiling, doors—is mirrored. Ideal for narcissists or people who want to truly confront themselves while brushing their teeth.
Pro tip: Avoid after Taco Bell.
6. The UFO House in Lawton
Shaped like a flying saucer, this 2-bed home is raised on a pedestal, with round everything—couches, windows, even the bed. The listing casually mentions “alien-friendly energy zones.” Say less.
Bonus: Comes with tinfoil hats and a signed VHS of Close Encounters.
7. The Western Saloon House in Yukon
Who needs a living room when you can have a full Old West saloon—complete with swinging doors, a faux whiskey bar, and saddles as bar stools? Yeehaw meets Zillow.
Best Feature: The upstairs bedroom with actual hay bales as décor. Fire hazard? Maybe. Vibe? Immaculate.
Final Thoughts:
Oklahoma real estate is not for the faint of heart. Whether you want a disco cave, a taxidermy-filled hunting lodge, or a yurt with Wi-Fi and a chandelier—Zillow’s got you covered.
So the next time you’re scrolling Zillow at 1:00 AM (like a normal person), remember: it’s not just a house. It’s a conversation starter. And possibly... a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Wyatt Poindexter - The Agency Oklahoma - 405-417-5466
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